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July 24

ᐉᐉᐉJuly 30 Man carries alligator into beer store in Florida

FLORIDA. A Florida man was arrested after authorities said he had euthanized alligators in the Everglades and then raped them.

Sean Kilums, 57, was discovered by Florida authorities during intercourse with a tranquilized alligator on Sunday afternoon. Authorities say they shocked Sean because he did not follow police orders, police claim that Sean was also on methamphetamine drugs.

The police later found dozens of tranquilizers and firearms near the place where the police arrested Sean. According to police, Sean went on to claim that he was possessed by the late Steve Irwin, an Australian TV presenter who was simply called a “crocodile hunter.”

Florida authorities say they will do more to protect the Everglades wildlife and arrest more Florida men for their clear tendency to make worrying headlines.

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